P : Professor
S : Student
P : Is God good?
S : Yes
P : Is Satan good?
S : No
P : Where does Satan come from?
S : from..GOD..
P : That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
S : yes
P : Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? and God did make everything correct?
S : Yes
P : so who created evil?
(student did not answer)
P : Is there sickness?immorality?hatred?ugliness?
All these terrible thing exist in the world, don’t they?
S : Yes, sir
P : so, who created them?
(student had no answer)
P : Sciennce says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe
world aroud you. Tell me, son..Have you ever seen GOD?
S : No, sir
P : Tell us if you ever heard your GOD?
S : No, sir
P : Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
S : No sir, I’m afraid I haven’t
P : Yet you still believe in HIM?
S : Yes
P : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol.
Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do yu say to that son?
S : Nothing. i only have my Faith
P : Yes, Faith. and that’s the problem of science has
S : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
P : Yes
S : And is there such a thing as cold?
P : Yes
S : No, sir, there isn’t
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
S : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat,
megaheat, white heat, a little heat or no heat
but we don’t have anything called cold
we can hit 458 degree below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go
any further than that. there is no such thing as cold
Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. we cannot
measure cold. heat is energy. cold is not the opposite of heat, sir,
just the absence of heat.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre)
S : what about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
P : Yes, what is night if there isn’t darkness?
S : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is absence of light. You can have
low light, normal light, bright light, flashing ligtht. But if have
no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness. isn’t it?
In reality, darkness isn’t.
If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
P : so what is point you are making young man?
S : Sir, my point is your philosopical premise is flawed
P : flawed? can you explain how?
S : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality.
you argue there is life and there is death. a good GOD and bad GOD
you are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite. something we
can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a Thought.
it uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully
understood either one. to view death as opposite of life is to be ignorant
of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.
death is not the opposite of life : just absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your student that they evolved from
P : If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process,
yes of course, I do
S : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the
argument was going)
S : since no one ever observed the process of evolution at work
and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor.
Are you not teaching your opinion, Sir?
Are you not scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
S : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(the class broke out into laughter)
S : is there anyone here who has ever hearc the Professor’s brain,
felt it, touched it or smelt it?
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the established rule of empirical, stable and demonstable
protocol. Science says you have no brain, sir.
with all due respect, si. How do we trust your lectureas, Sir?
(the room was silent. The professor stared at the student, his face
P : I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son
S : thats is it sir..exactly!
the link between man and GOD is faith
that is all that keeps things alive and moving.
that student was Einstein
it’s a total repost, but I dont know where the first source is. I got it from 9gag